jarjammed

[wefeelgroove]

So I'm kind of eyeing jarjammed. Reserves are closed for now but JUST IN CASE....


Raz (Psychonauts)
Title: Voyager of Psyche (GET IT)
Planet: Land of Tents and Dreams (like the Meat Circus but less gross)
Pesterchum handle: greatestGoggles
Color: obnoxious bright orange
Strife Specibus: UHH....
Consorts: b-bunnies...? Or maybe those little teleporter critters.

I would take him from before the start of the game. Instead of getting a Whispering Rock pamplet, Oleander the mysterious stranger would give him the Sburb disks! Because his title basically translates to Psychonaut he would gain all of his psychic powers anyway. Also, maybe the revelation that his dad doesn't actually hate him would wake up his dream self?

Lucy (Costume Quest)
Title: Seeker of Proof
Planet: Land of Test Tubes and Treats
Handle: bespectacledSkeptic (wait this shortens to bS maybe that's not such a great idea)
Color: Green or orange.
Strife Specibus: Costumekind
Consorts: Bats or crows to keep with the Halloween theme

Probably take her post-game but pre-Grubbins on Ice? IDK. This probably wouldn't be allowed because it's basically meta-gaming but my idea for her power as the Seeker of Proof is that she has the ability to study and learn things about Sburb. Kind of like how Davesprite and Aradia knew things about the game after they were prototyped, only this would be minus the prototyping. Her weapons would of course be COSTUME KAIJU. I think a Homestuck-esque setting would be the only place where that kind of crazyness would actually work.

Kevin (Seiken Densetsu 3)
Title: Hand of God
Planet: Land of Nightfall and Howling
Handle: lefthandedWolf (I AM SO CLEVER GUYS)
Color: Gold/yellow like his hair
Strife Specibus: Clawkind
Consorts: Wolves

I would take him from the beginning of the game, right after his intro sequence. He could prototype Karl. ;A; His title comes from the fact that if he ever reached god tiers, he would essentially class change to Godhand. I would have to petition to make him a Derse dreamer, because Derse is perfect for him.

Link (Majora's Mask) WHAT NO SOMEBODY ELSE RESERVED HIM BAWWW well just in case:
Title: Hero of Time Savior of End
Planet: Land of Clocks and Masks
Handle: ocarinaHero
Color: Hyrule Hero Green, of course
Strife Specibus: Swordkind
Consorts: Fairies

I dunno where I would take him from. :( I just wanna play kid Link okay. He has plenty of dead things to prototype, at least!

Twilight Sparkle (ponies)
Title: Element of Magic (durhurr)
Planet: Land of Tomes and Spires
Handle: glitteringGrimoire
Color: PURPLE
Strife Specibus: Bookkind
Consorts: Babby dragons, or owls

SHE PROTOTYPES SPIKE i mean She technically fights with magic spells, different books just give her more powerful ones. Also if she reached godtier would her cutie mark change to her Sburb title symbol? hmmmmm.