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[wefeelgroove]

IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP, IT IS LAUGHABLY BAD FANFICTION.

Therefore I give you, MOTHER 4?

I dare you to read past chapter 2, which is where I stopped because I could feel my brain leaking out out of my ears. :Db

Comments

[shavingwhales.livejournal.com]

I DON'T GO FOR BEARD GIRLS.

oh god i couldn't even comprehend what i was reading i just skimmed words and went "...lol D:"

[sketchyheart.livejournal.com]

thjrtrj What is thisssss.

Flint grabbed his 2 by 4 and went out yelling, “Lucas, Kumatora, and Duster you are dead meat!”

Dead meat!

[robohomo.livejournal.com]

Kumatora, Boney, and Violet fainted anime style.

[robohomo.livejournal.com]

The capsule was going like, “Oh no Porky got hurt not safe not safe not safe not safe.”

[robohomo.livejournal.com]

fffffff I give up it's too horrible ;_;

[theawesomesa.livejournal.com]

"Ness was on a date with Paula at Fourside and Ness asked, “Paula why can’t we just have sex.” Paula sign and said of the millionth time, “Because you are not supposes to have sex before marriage.” “Can we get married now?” “No we too young.” Ness waited 5 seconds and said, “Are we old enough now?” “No!” “Now?” “No!”"

fsdhjkgh.

And MEGA WHIRLPOOL MAN.

[theawesomesa.livejournal.com]

"Lucas said, “But master Porky rule.” “Do you still have some of that green stuff left?” “Yes it taste go.” “Stop eating that stuff it makes you love Porky.” “But it good” “Lucas…..you an idiot.”"

THIS FIC IS PRETTY GO GUYS

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

Ouch, my brain.

[soulrockcandy.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW WHAT? SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO A DRAMATIC READING OF THIS SHIT.

[mansionmaniac.livejournal.com]

I'm not touching this one.

I'm just not touching this one.

[hit-and-runner.livejournal.com]

beep beep here comes an A-chana wandering around the journals--

ohgod what is that. I skipped ahead to the last chapter, skimmed it, and died.

(reposted because typo. again. SORRY FOR KILLING YOUR INBOX LOL)